

It's any girl's dream come true. Beautiful clothes, rockin' dates, nightly cocktail parties, roses galore, and last but DEFINITELY not least......(drum roll please).......30 gorgeous guys waiting on you hand and foot to make sure they get your attention! Welcome to the life of this season's Bachelorette, Miss Jillian.


A quick note about Jillian, and that is how much I love the fact that she's The Bachelorette. I've never watched this show before, but can I just say how refreshing it is to see a girl on a tv show like this who has so much going for her? She's not one of these blonde bimbos who relies on her looks cuz she doesn't have a marble in that hollow head of hers. Jillian has a career, a bubbly personality, and a love for life. Ah, if only the media had more girls like that...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm even admitting that I love this show, but I'm glued to the TV every Monday night! The bachelorette's adventure has just begun, but already, it's easy to see who the keepers are! Let's take a look at some of her fellas.
There are the weirdos...
Meet Wes. Wes enjoys long walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain, and playing the song he wrote for Jillian every time he gets within a 50 foot radius of her. I have the first line of his song memorized, but I haven't heard the rest of it, as far as I know. I must say, this fella's got a great voice. He plays the guitar and would be a rockin' country artist. But you gotta question his intentions. I think this guy's just lookin' for a way into show biz. And he's way too cocky. Cock-a-flippin'-doodle-doo. Oh, and I was kidding about the long walks and rain thing.....but most definitely was serious about stalking Jillian with his music...

Tanner P - Um, this dude's got a serious foot-fettish. It's disgusting. If Jillian were just a pair of feet, he'd be satisfied. I think every time they interview him, that's all he talks about. She's lucky she doesn't have webbed feet or something, or this guy would be outta there. Wait, maybe she should wish she had webbed-feet...also, he might possibly be like a "Hey girlfriend!" type of guy (wristflick involved), if ya catch my drift...

Juan - Ah Juan. Liked by Jillian, but not so much by the menfolk around the Bachelorette hangout. Someone could use a few thousand humble pies to that smug face of his. No dude, you are not as exotic as you think you are.

David - Meet the creeper of all creepers. This guy's gotta go.....like yesterday. From day one, I thought "this guy's totally fake" and I was right. His true side's comin' on out though. He talks smack like no other and has threated Juanirito. He's got a major temper issue and has told Jillian things like "uh, I don't know how to say this, but I'm usually the top dog, k?" Um EX-CU-USE ME?! Say what?! Dude's gotta go. He makes me mad just lookin' at this picture of his. Grossness.

Brian - And streaker. Kay dude, apparently yo mama never told you, but a) you ain't 15 anymore, b) you ain't as good-looking as you seem to think you are...get a refund on that mirror you bought and c)I don't know what kind of gals you've dated in the past, but ripping off all your clothes and jumping into the pool in your skivies, right in front of Jillian, ain't the way to impress the girl. Oh wait, but I guess you know that...as you got sent home that very night. Ain't life tough? Grow up. And what's with the girlie pose?

Ah, and then there are the guys who will no doubt end up in the "ah, he's like a brother to me!" category.
Tanner F. - don't remember one thing about this dude.

Simon - Uh, the only thing I could tell you about him is that he had an accent...

Mike - A Sweet Guy.

And then there are these gorgeous guys...
Kiptyn - this guy's got a certain spark about him. I don't think he's the best looking out of all of them, but he seems very down-to-earth and has a rockin' personality.

Jake - Um, all I gotta say is Cowboy, take me away! This guy can country dance, is totally gorgeous, has an amazing smile, and the list goes on and on and on. Not the best pic of him, but still, mighty fine. I'm in love with him. The end. Why can't I find myself a cowboy like that 'round these parts? ;)


The guys will stop at nothing to win Jillian's affections, including kicking water bottles off of each other's heads. Oooohhh! If I ever saw a guy do that, I'd be his for life!! Hardi har har.....

It's all about getting that coveted rose.
Well, I think those are really the only guys worth mentioning on my blog here, so there ya go. Judge for yourself who ya like and who should be headed home. (David! David! David!!)